Colbert Thinks The Nickname ‘Lady Giuliani’ Suits Jeanine Pirro

“Colbert Thinks the Nickname ‘Lady Giuliani’ Suits Jeanine Pirro”

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‘Lady Giuliani’

Final Thursday, President Trump mentioned he had chosen the Fox Information persona Jeanine Pirro because the interim U.S. lawyer for Washington, D.C.

Stephen Colbert advised his viewers on Monday that they could acknowledge Pirro from “Judge Jeanine,” the place she “promoted voter-fraud claims, compared Jan. 6 rioters to Revolutionary War soldiers, and got pulled briefly from the network after making Islamophobic comments.”

“She was later reinstated after Fox realized they didn’t care.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“But, hey, it’s a jet from Qatar. We can trust them. They’re not suspect like Canada, or working to undermine us, like all of our other democratic allies in Europe.” — JON STEWART

“What? Qatar is giving us a plane that Trump gets to keep? He’s like the reverse Oprah: ‘I get a jet! And that’s it.’” — JON STEWART

“The plane in question is one of the big, old Boeing 747s worth around $400 million. Of course, that’s $400 million before you pay to check a bag.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

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